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Invasion

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2 days ago, 21:21   

Is het deze keer net zo'n duffe kutzooi als vorig jaar?
Met die kleine koude 'darkroom' buiten? En dat voor die prijs......
Waar zijn de goede oude tijden van de party's in Lexion(Zaandam) en dergelijke....
Heel erg jammer.
E&J uit Haarlem.

The Web

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7 days ago   

De WEB heeft toiletten beneden! Naar boven is kwskje lozen en terecht dat het personeel attent is. Voor niets gaat de zon op!

Club Church

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13 days ago   

I went to the (Z)onderbroek shirtless dance/sex party for the first time in several months and enjoyed myself.

It was quite busy and the crowd was fairly mixed, even including quite a few young guys on the dance floor. They were fun to watch, but I do wish beards would go out of style...

There seemed to be less sex going on than I remember from previous visits, but I bumped into a friend and we had a horny fuck session upstairs.

All in all, Club Church is no longer the gay sex paradise that it used to be, but it's still possible to get your rocks off there.

Prik

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16 days ago   

great bar

Nude Club Amsterdam

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19 days ago   

I had fun at Nude Club last Sunday. Eagle is not the ideal venue for this kind of thing IMHO, but there was some good action to be had. I fucked a friend of mine in a threesome on the mezzanine, and later got my cock sucked by a sweet man with a lovely smile.

Staff (volunteers?) were very nice and attentive. One of them -- a charming blond young man -- enjoyed a good fuck in front of an appreciative audience.

The crowd was largely on the old side, but that is to be expected for this kind of thing. At least there were some guys my age (early 40s), which is not something you can assume in Amsterdam's senescent cruising scene anymore. There were a handful of younger guys as well, so perhaps Nude Club has a bright future after all.

I may be a cruel SOB, but I personally rather enjoyed the presence of a fair number of frustrated-looking guys trolling around with a glum expression on their faces all afternoon without getting their leg over even once. Enhanced my sexy fun -- "suave est" and all that.

So... Pretty good party!

Exit Cafe

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Anonymous 23 days ago

ja,nu het personeel/door/ is onbeschoft,arrogant en het gaat naar prive-zaken van andere mensen

Exit Cafe

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Anonymous 24 days ago

exit is zero gay from door have mentaly problems,too much narkotics/next time i call police,live amsterdam 6 years dont see shit like this-this gay ask me private thinks why i stand outside on street close exit/he told area from outside is private-/ask what i do in 1.oo night ,i can stay 1 oclock or 5 or 7,how i want i can stay all day,ask too,why i go Nyx/i ask how much is ticket today/why i go look hamburgers shop,forwhat i walk outside on street,many years and i dont see /idiot Exit/like this,people from exit maeans-him guestions pointed,how dare i walk,look hamburgers shop look Nyx or how dare i stand on street/6-7 meters fr.exit door/people forget must look door do not ask,attack people who stand outside-next time politie

Cuckoo' s Nest

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28 days ago   

Two or three years ago, this was a great place for a beer and a quick fuck. It seems those days are gone: it's always quiet here, even on Saturday night. No tourists, no cute locals -- just an atmosphere of quiet boozy despair and lots of elderly men.

The Web

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28 days ago   

They've renovated this place a bit, but the toilets were broken this Saturday night and there was an unpleasant smell. So as I did not see any cute guys there, I left quickly.

I visited Dirty Dicks and Eagle later on the same night, but those places were very quiet and there were very few under-50s. The beer was expensive there, too. Disappointing.

Cuckoo' s Nest

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1 months ago   

Wilco, I agree with you that Johnny is being rude, but he is 100% correct.

Cuckoo' s Nest

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1 months ago

To Johnny, I too am in my 40's but respect all who want to enjoy this bar. I wonder how you will react in a few years time when you are classed as old. You'll probably stay home and masterbate. Hopefully you will as you're certainly not welcome in our city!

Funhouse

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1 months ago   

By far the absolute best party when it comes to gay events in Amsterdam. The stunning laser shows will blow your mind. Always changing international DJs on stage & top-notch management will not let you down while you dance the night away.

Sameplace

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1 months ago   

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Cuckoo' s Nest

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1 months ago   

Nothing but old guys here. I am in my early forties and don't pretend to be any younger, but this was like visiting a psychiatric/geriatric ward.

GAY TOURISTS, PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM AMSTERDAM. IT IS DEAD. THERE IS NOTHING HERE. ONLY OLD FAGGOTS REMAIN. IT IS WORSE THAN HELL HERE. ONLY OLD MEN. ONLY OLD ONES. OLD. OLD. STAY HOME AND MASTURBATE. ONLY OLD GUYS HERE!!! OLD! OLD! OLD!!! THERE ARE NO YOUNG GUYS HERE! THEY ARE OLD, O SO VERY OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

OLD GUYS!!!!!!! AAAAARGHH!

Funhouse

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2 months ago   

Funhouse is one of the best concepts of gay party. Finally a party when we can really have fun. Congratulations for all organization, different dance floors with always great Djs, amazing lights/lasers shows, specially at XXL party , great show dancers . The good work of security check, assures you and make u feel secure. The locker system works very well ( take in advance), long lines at toilet or bar is quite normal when you are in house full of people, but nothing abnormal. I read before about tokens system pay, well maibe not the best , but if you do not want long lines at bar, better not complain about this, tokens helps you. I never try change remaining tokens because I can manage my consommation but it will be a nice idea at end party depose remaining tokens in a box to change is value for a donation to a association ( just one idea). Fun house is a 5 stars party, the public, the location, the music, the security, organization,everything is really ok, having this when u receive 7500 gay men in your house is really good.nFunhouse is one exemple for so many gay party in Europe . Thanks Funhouse for so many good memories and so many new friends. Looking forward for the next one.

Funhouse

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2 months ago   

Funhouse XXL was echt een gigantisch goed feest. Fantastische muziek, lasershows, prima sfeer!! Persoonlijk vind ik dat Sharon O Love inmiddels te groots en populair is om in de Wester Unie te draaien. Het was echt veel te druk om leuk te kunnen dansen!! Ze verdient het gewoon om bij dit soort grootse evenementen in de Gashouder te draaien!! Mijn vent en ik hebben dan ook hoofdzakelijk daar gedanst. Jammer, want Sharon O Love is echt onze favoriet!!

Sauna NZ

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Anonymous 2 months ago   

Very cosy place. I love the ambience and the staff are all nice and courteous! Kudos to you all. We will be back for sure.

Funhouse

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2 months ago   

i would say these people are thieves. They sell you tokens but they do not take them back and give you your money if you dont use them. The place is too hot the djs are usually annoying and cant maintain the flow. This minute you are dancing the next you are wondering what the hell is going on. Too much hype for nothing

Funhouse

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2 months ago   

Wat een fenomenaal weekend, Funhouse XXL was een visueel prachtig feest met heerlijke sfeer, fantastische muziek en warme sfeer!!! Rapido was wederom in topvorm met een heerlijk steamy atmospheer, Saeed bewijst wederom waarom hij van alle markten thuis is met twee werkelijk geniale sets ❤️ Jackisnky was ook een heerlijke set! Maar dan blijft voor mij toch altijd het hoogtepunt de Rapido After met een 9 uur set van Pagano die op legendarische wijze je tot aan het einde weet te laten dansen met een fenomenale marathon van ultiem dansgenot ❤️❤️❤️ Mijn lijf is kapot maar wat heb ik genoten zeg 😍😍😍

Funhouse

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Anonymous 2 months ago

many years many tickets zero fresh air /air conditioning/ dj from big area big catastrof